January 11, 2006

Mark Your Calendars. It's Now Official.

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Saturday, April 22

The Premiere Of:



7:30 pm (subject to change)

Meacham Auditorium at the University of Oklahoma

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Juiskers II: The Sequel With No Prequel is a low budget, independent sketch comedy movie now in production. It's being filmed on location in Oklahoma on digital video. Sketch comedy shows, such as: Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, SCTV, The State, and of course, Mr. Show with Bob and David inspired us to attempt to get our own show on local cable access. Due to the lack of interest in cable access, and lack of cable access altogether in the state of Oklahoma, we failed. It was then that we decided to redirect ourselves toward making a movie. Although a few sketches that will be included in the movie

were filmed back in 2000, principle production on the movie began in February of 2001. The

feature-length film will be completed in the near future. Now, you may be asking yourself why the hell it's taking us so long to make this. Well, stop talking to yourself, and I'll answer your question. We're not a film company, so all the funding for this movie comes from the full time jobs we work. Unfortunately, this doesn't leave us a lot of time for filming, editing, etc. Most work for the film gets done on weekends. Good enough? O.K. As I was saying, the movie will be done sometime soon, and will consist of a series of sketches that are all linked, in one way or another, to each other. There will be some 

running jokes, messages, and stories throughout the movie. Some sketches are based on actual 

events that happened to us, some are straight from our warped minds, and many are parodies of commercials, sitcoms, reality shows, and just about everything else that we hate. The writers and directors of the film include myself (Patrick Maupin), my brother Cody Maupin, and Rick Mushinski. Acting in the movie are: Cody Maupin, Patrick Maupin, Rick Mushinski, Conrad Condreay, Miles Johnson and some other friends of ours. The movie will be very original, very sarcastic, sometimes weird, and (judging by everyone who has seen clips from it)

very funny. This isn't going to be a bunch of dumb asses dicking around with a camcorder. It's

really going to be a few smart asses dicking around with your head . . . and a digital video camera . . . and some lighting equipment . . . and microphones. The project has been a lot of fun and hard work so far, and should be a very interesting work when we're finished with it. The running time will be somewhere around ninety minutes. It will be available on DVD (with tons of extras) through this website once it's finished. The general public will also be able to see it in theaters at some point. We'll let you know when that happens. If you're interested in showing it, or just getting a copy for

yourself, feel free to E-mail us. Check back here periodically to read the Juiskers Newsflash™ 

for updates on the movie, video clips, and information about other projects of ours.

You'll need Windows Media Player to watch these, and it IS available for MAC.  If you're using a dial-up connection, these will take a few minutes to download, so I would recommend downloading the entire file first (save target as,) then you can open it in Windows Media Player without it stopping to load in the middle of it.

His name is Dom Wupwabe, and he has a Money Making™ system that's gonna beat the living SHIT out of whatever crap-assy "system" of making money it is that you currently use. Dom's Magical Money-Geyser System™ is GUARANTEED to make you insanely rich, IMMEDIATELY! "How is this possible?", you ask. Because you'll make so much money that you'll go insane. That's how, silly! Approximately hundreds of people watched this video at Jason Connell's "Tulsa Uncensored Film Festival 1.0" and of those hundreds of viewers, approximately hundreds made money at some point afterwards.

What happens when you take a shrimp boat captain, a mechanic, a telephone operator, 3 school teachers, a can of industrial-strength mustard, and put 'em all on 1 seventy-eight-year-old roller coaster!?

Gee, I don't know, but I imagine it would be pretty damn hilarious! But, not quite as hilarious as this Juiskers sketch which originally aired November 29, 2003 on FOX 23 in Tulsa as part of the Beef Baloney show.

This is one of the many sketches (in its entirety) that is part of our movie, "Juiskers II: The Sequel With No Prequel." This sketch has been a favorite at several film festivals.

Hillbilly/Comedian Rayford T. Blantley is constantly reinventing himself!! And you'll never guess what he's gonna do next!! So stop guessing and download this commercial parody that aired on Beef Baloney on January 24, 2004.

We wrote a script for a ten minute slot in the original Beef Baloney pilot. Then, our time was cut to six minutes, so after (not really) rewriting/shortening the script, we hurriedly filmed the piece on a blistering hot afternoon in July of 2002. What resulted was this light-speed paced flurry of weird phrases and homemade eye-patches. It was later edited down to five minutes, then cut from the final version of the Beef Baloney pilot. Although, our opinion of this piece is that it was extremely rushed, people who have seen it seem to be highly entertained by it. We figured it'd never see the light of day, so we decided to post it online here for your rare-clip-enjoying enjoyment. Interesting note: It contains a sketch (the Dorj truck commercial) that was shot on our first day of filming for our movie, way back in February of 2001.